If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.

All Releases

Domestic (63.8%)
$1,091,404
International (36.2%)
$618,238
Worldwide
$1,709,642
Summary Details
Domestic DistributorA24
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Domestic Opening$90,267
Earliest Release DateOctober 10, 2025 (Domestic)
MPAAR
Running Time1 hr 53 min
GenresDrama Thriller

Domestic

AreaRelease DateOpeningGross
DomesticOct 10, 2025$90,267$1,091,404

Europe, Middle East, and Africa

AreaRelease DateOpeningGross
United KingdomFeb 20, 2026$171,134$171,134
SpainJan 16, 2026$36,000$36,154
PortugalFeb 19, 2026$15,006$30,511
HungaryFeb 26, 2026$7,056$12,085
RomaniaJan 9, 2026$3,371$11,150
TürkiyeFeb 13, 2026$6,401$10,052
LithuaniaNov 7, 2025$4,335$8,870

Latin America

AreaRelease DateOpeningGross
ColombiaJan 29, 2026$16,609$29,743

Asia Pacific

AreaRelease DateOpeningGross
Australia$30,003$217,297
Russia/CISNov 19, 2025$45,554$85,338
New ZealandFeb 5, 2026$1,546$5,904