If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

All Releases

Domestic (93.2%)
$1,079,102
International (6.8%)
$78,156
Worldwide
$1,157,258
Summary Details
Domestic DistributorA24
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Domestic Opening$90,267
Earliest Release DateOctober 10, 2025 (Domestic)
MPAAR
Running Time1 hr 53 min
GenresComedy Drama Thriller

Domestic

AreaRelease DateOpeningGross
DomesticOct 10, 2025$90,267$1,079,102

Europe, Middle East, and Africa

AreaRelease DateOpeningGross
LithuaniaNov 7, 2025$4,335$6,940

Asia Pacific

AreaRelease DateOpeningGross
Australia$30,003$71,216