The Fable of the Low Down Expert on the Subject of Babies (1915)

Once there was a Mean Man who became weary of the Feverish Chatter of young parents bragging about their offspring. He delved into all well-known works on the subject of Brats, and when he finished was all Loaded and Primed for any Cocky Young Parent. By his table of statistics he knew at what age the first tooth should be through the gum, and when Izzy-Wizzy should be able to stand. He soon was in Dutch with all the parents, and one afternoon was read out of decent society when the mothers got together. From that time on the Mean Man never received an invitation to dinner. Moral: Let on to be Interested and Pleased.

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