If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.
| Domestic | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Market | Release Date | Opening | Gross |
| Domestic | Oct 10, 2025 | $90,267 | $1,091,404 |
| Europe, Middle East, and Africa | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Market | Release Date | Opening | Gross |
| Hungary | Feb 26, 2026 | $7,056 | $12,085 |
| Lithuania | Nov 7, 2025 | $4,335 | $8,870 |
| Portugal | Feb 19, 2026 | $15,006 | $30,511 |
| Romania | Jan 9, 2026 | $3,371 | $11,150 |
| Spain | Jan 16, 2026 | $36,000 | $36,154 |
| Türkiye | Feb 13, 2026 | $6,401 | $10,052 |
| United Kingdom | Feb 20, 2026 | $171,134 | $171,134 |
| Latin America | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Market | Release Date | Opening | Gross |
| Colombia | Jan 29, 2026 | $16,609 | $29,743 |
| Asia Pacific | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Market | Release Date | Opening | Gross |
| Australia | $30,003 | $217,297 | |
| New Zealand | Feb 5, 2026 | $1,546 | $5,904 |
| Russia/CIS | Nov 19, 2025 | $45,554 | $85,338 |
