If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Grosses

Domestic (82.3%)
$1,091,404
Summary Details
Opening$90,267
4 theaters
Release DateOct 10, 2025
MPAAR
Running Time1 hr 53 min
GenresComedy Drama Thriller
Widest Release261 theaters

Key:Estimated

DateRankWeekend %± LW TheatersChange AvgTo DateWeekend
Oct 10-1224$90,267-4-$22,566$90,2671
Oct 10-13
Indig. Peoples' Day wknd
24$101,684-4-$25,421$101,6841
Oct 17-1921$156,951+73.9%25+21$6,278$293,5702
Oct 24-2621$152,477-2.9%64+39$2,382$527,5563
Oct 31-Nov 227$176,671+15.9%261+197$676$794,5934
Nov 7-930$60,995-65.5%112-149$544$1,009,0565
Nov 14-1642$19,422-68.2%39-73$498$1,079,1026
Nov 21-2332$7,397-61.9%16-23$462$1,086,4997
Nov 26-30
Thanksgiving 5-Day
36$2,144-16-$134$1,091,404-
Nov 27-30
Thanksgiving 4-Day
37$1,136-16-$71$1,091,404-