If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Grosses

Domestic (100%)
$413,880
Summary Details
Opening$90,267
4 theaters
Release DateOct 10, 2025
MPAAR
Running Time1 hr 53 min
GenresComedy Drama Thriller
Widest Release64 theaters

Key:Estimated

DateDOW RankDaily %± YD %± LW TheatersAvgTo DateDay
Oct 10Friday24$21,263--4$5,315$21,2631
Oct 11Saturday24$36,703+72.6%-4$9,175$57,9662
Oct 12Sunday23$32,301-12%-4$8,075$90,2673
Oct 13
Indig. Peoples' Day
Monday25$11,417-64.7%---$101,6844
Oct 14Tuesday25$10,197-10.7%-4$2,549$111,8815
Oct 15Wednesday25$7,691-24.6%-4$1,922$119,5726
Oct 16Thursday21$17,047+121.6%-4$4,261$136,6197
Oct 17Friday18$59,578+249.5%+180.2%25$2,383$196,1978
Oct 18Saturday22$62,192+4.4%+69.4%25$2,487$258,3899
Oct 19Sunday20$35,181-43.4%+8.9%25$1,407$293,57010
Oct 20Monday21$18,001-48.8%+57.7%25$720$311,57111
Oct 21Tuesday19$22,512+25.1%+120.8%25$900$334,08312
Oct 22Wednesday21$21,346-5.2%+177.5%25$853$355,42913
Oct 23Thursday19$19,650-7.9%+15.3%25$786$375,07914
Oct 24Friday19$38,801+97.5%-34.9%64$606$413,88015