If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Grosses

Domestic (99.6%)
$1,009,056
Summary Details
Opening$90,267
4 theaters
Release DateOct 10, 2025
MPAAR
Running Time1 hr 53 min
GenresComedy Drama Thriller
Widest Release261 theaters

Key:Estimated

DateDOW RankDaily %± YD %± LW TheatersAvgTo DateDay
Oct 10Friday24$21,263--4$5,315$21,2631
Oct 11Saturday24$36,703+72.6%-4$9,175$57,9662
Oct 12Sunday23$32,301-12%-4$8,075$90,2673
Oct 13
Indig. Peoples' Day
Monday25$11,417-64.7%---$101,6844
Oct 14Tuesday25$10,197-10.7%-4$2,549$111,8815
Oct 15Wednesday25$7,691-24.6%-4$1,922$119,5726
Oct 16Thursday21$17,047+121.6%-4$4,261$136,6197
Oct 17Friday18$59,578+249.5%+180.2%25$2,383$196,1978
Oct 18Saturday22$62,192+4.4%+69.4%25$2,487$258,3899
Oct 19Sunday20$35,181-43.4%+8.9%25$1,407$293,57010
Oct 20Monday21$18,001-48.8%+57.7%25$720$311,57111
Oct 21Tuesday20$22,512+25.1%+120.8%25$900$334,08312
Oct 22Wednesday22$21,346-5.2%+177.5%25$853$355,42913
Oct 23Thursday20$19,650-7.9%+15.3%25$786$375,07914
Oct 24Friday22$39,338+100.2%-34%64$614$414,41715
Oct 25Saturday21$62,855+59.8%+1.1%64$982$477,27216
Oct 26Sunday21$50,284-20%+42.9%64$785$527,55617
Oct 27Monday20$21,376-57.5%+18.7%64$334$548,93218
Oct 28Tuesday20$24,256+13.5%+7.7%64$379$573,18819
Oct 29Wednesday23$22,016-9.2%+3.1%64$344$595,20420
Oct 30Thursday22$22,718+3.2%+15.6%64$354$617,92221
Oct 31
Halloween
Friday27$34,713+52.8%-11.8%261$133$652,63522
Nov 1Saturday24$76,734+121.1%+22.1%261$294$729,36923
Nov 2Sunday24$65,224-15%+29.7%261$249$794,59324
Nov 3Monday18$37,845-42%+77%261$145$832,43825
Nov 4Tuesday19$45,414+20%+87.2%261$174$877,85226
Nov 5Wednesday19$39,672-12.6%+80.2%261$152$917,52427
Nov 6Thursday17$30,537-23%+34.4%261$117$948,06128
Nov 7Friday28$16,240-46.8%-53.2%112$145$964,30129
Nov 8Saturday30$24,864+53.1%-67.6%112$222$989,16530
Nov 9Sunday29$19,891-20%-69.5%112$177$1,009,05631