If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
DistributorA24
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Opening$90,267
4 theaters
4 theaters
Release DateOct 10, 2025
MPAAR
Running Time1 hr 53 min
GenresComedy
Drama
Thriller
Widest Release261 theaters
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Key:Estimated
| Date | DOW | Rank | Daily | %± YD | %± LW | Theaters | Avg | To Date | Day |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 10 | Friday | 24 | $21,263 | - | - | 4 | $5,315 | $21,263 | 1 |
| Oct 11 | Saturday | 24 | $36,703 | +72.6% | - | 4 | $9,175 | $57,966 | 2 |
| Oct 12 | Sunday | 23 | $32,301 | -12% | - | 4 | $8,075 | $90,267 | 3 |
| Oct 13 Indig. Peoples' Day | Monday | 25 | $11,417 | -64.7% | - | - | - | $101,684 | 4 |
| Oct 14 | Tuesday | 25 | $10,197 | -10.7% | - | 4 | $2,549 | $111,881 | 5 |
| Oct 15 | Wednesday | 25 | $7,691 | -24.6% | - | 4 | $1,922 | $119,572 | 6 |
| Oct 16 | Thursday | 21 | $17,047 | +121.6% | - | 4 | $4,261 | $136,619 | 7 |
| Oct 17 | Friday | 18 | $59,578 | +249.5% | +180.2% | 25 | $2,383 | $196,197 | 8 |
| Oct 18 | Saturday | 22 | $62,192 | +4.4% | +69.4% | 25 | $2,487 | $258,389 | 9 |
| Oct 19 | Sunday | 20 | $35,181 | -43.4% | +8.9% | 25 | $1,407 | $293,570 | 10 |
| Oct 20 | Monday | 21 | $18,001 | -48.8% | +57.7% | 25 | $720 | $311,571 | 11 |
| Oct 21 | Tuesday | 20 | $22,512 | +25.1% | +120.8% | 25 | $900 | $334,083 | 12 |
| Oct 22 | Wednesday | 22 | $21,346 | -5.2% | +177.5% | 25 | $853 | $355,429 | 13 |
| Oct 23 | Thursday | 20 | $19,650 | -7.9% | +15.3% | 25 | $786 | $375,079 | 14 |
| Oct 24 | Friday | 22 | $39,338 | +100.2% | -34% | 64 | $614 | $414,417 | 15 |
| Oct 25 | Saturday | 21 | $62,855 | +59.8% | +1.1% | 64 | $982 | $477,272 | 16 |
| Oct 26 | Sunday | 21 | $50,284 | -20% | +42.9% | 64 | $785 | $527,556 | 17 |
| Oct 27 | Monday | 20 | $21,376 | -57.5% | +18.7% | 64 | $334 | $548,932 | 18 |
| Oct 28 | Tuesday | 20 | $24,256 | +13.5% | +7.7% | 64 | $379 | $573,188 | 19 |
| Oct 29 | Wednesday | 23 | $22,016 | -9.2% | +3.1% | 64 | $344 | $595,204 | 20 |
| Oct 30 | Thursday | 23 | $22,718 | +3.2% | +15.6% | 64 | $354 | $617,922 | 21 |
| Oct 31 Halloween | Friday | 27 | $34,713 | +52.8% | -11.8% | 261 | $133 | $652,635 | 22 |
| Nov 1 | Saturday | 24 | $76,734 | +121.1% | +22.1% | 261 | $294 | $729,369 | 23 |
| Nov 2 | Sunday | 24 | $65,224 | -15% | +29.7% | 261 | $249 | $794,593 | 24 |
| Nov 3 | Monday | 18 | $37,845 | -42% | +77% | 261 | $145 | $832,438 | 25 |
| Nov 4 | Tuesday | 19 | $45,414 | +20% | +87.2% | 261 | $174 | $877,852 | 26 |
| Nov 5 | Wednesday | 19 | $39,672 | -12.6% | +80.2% | 261 | $152 | $917,524 | 27 |
| Nov 6 | Thursday | 17 | $30,537 | -23% | +34.4% | 261 | $117 | $948,061 | 28 |
| Nov 7 | Friday | 28 | $16,240 | -46.8% | -53.2% | 112 | $145 | $964,301 | 29 |
| Nov 8 | Saturday | 30 | $24,864 | +53.1% | -67.6% | 112 | $222 | $989,165 | 30 |
| Nov 9 | Sunday | 29 | $19,891 | -20% | -69.5% | 112 | $177 | $1,009,056 | 31 |
| Nov 10 | Monday | 25 | $12,656 | -36.4% | -66.6% | 112 | $113 | $1,021,712 | 32 |
| Nov 11 | Tuesday | 29 | $16,128 | +27.4% | -64.5% | 112 | $144 | $1,037,840 | 33 |
| Nov 12 | Wednesday | 24 | $11,872 | -26.4% | -70.1% | 112 | $106 | $1,049,712 | 34 |
| Nov 13 | Thursday | 24 | $9,968 | -16% | -67.4% | 112 | $89 | $1,059,680 | 35 |
| Nov 14 | Friday | 38 | $6,542 | -34.4% | -59.7% | 38 | $172 | $1,066,222 | 36 |
| Nov 15 | Saturday | 39 | $7,125 | +8.9% | -71.3% | 39 | $182 | $1,073,347 | 37 |
| Nov 16 | Sunday | 38 | $5,755 | -19.2% | -71.1% | 38 | $151 | $1,079,102 | 38 |
| Nov 21 | Friday | 31 | $1,875 | - | -71.3% | 16 | $117 | $1,080,977 | 43 |
| Nov 22 | Saturday | 31 | $3,124 | +66.6% | -56.2% | 16 | $195 | $1,084,101 | 44 |
| Nov 23 | Sunday | 29 | $2,398 | -23.2% | -58.3% | 16 | $149 | $1,086,499 | 45 |
| Nov 24 | Monday | 29 | $1,121 | -53.3% | - | 16 | $70 | $1,087,620 | 46 |
| Nov 25 | Tuesday | 29 | $1,640 | +46.3% | - | 16 | $102 | $1,089,260 | 47 |
| Nov 26 | Wednesday | 29 | $1,008 | -38.5% | - | 16 | $63 | $1,090,268 | 48 |
| Nov 27 Thanksgiving | Thursday | 28 | $1,136 | +12.7% | - | 16 | $71 | $1,091,404 | 49 |
